EQUESTRIAN ADVENTURES OF PURE AWESOMENESS!

It was a lovely day in Equestria. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the children were at play.
"Do you think this'll hurt?" Zeth asked sitting in the catapult.
"I have no idea" Bluespark said with a smile. "We're not done building it yet."
Zeth looked at her
"Then why am I sitting in the catapult?!" He asked
"Just, shut up!" Nova said taking notes on his note pad. "Did we remember to put the comfort pad at the landing zone?"
"Wait, I was suppose to put a safty pad down?" Bluespark said looking at Nova
Right as she said that, Jay came over the hill with the rest of the things for the catapult.
"Ah!" Nova said "Did you get the medical equipment, for Zeth"
"Wait," Jay said confused "I was suppose to get medical equipment?"
"I gave you 30 bits," Nova said facehoofing "and I told you "Go get medical equipment incase Zeth gets hurt"
She just stood there looking at me like I was speaking a different language.
"What did you do with the money?!" Nova asked
She just looked at him, with a small scence of guilt in her eyes.
"Did you loose it?" He asked
"No!" She yelled "I'm not stupid, I spent it"
"On?" Nova asked looking at her
"Um..." She said walking towards the catapult "Hows the catapult going?"
Right as she said that a bottle of Purple Faygo fell out of her saddle bag.
"What's that?" Nova asked
Jay stopped dead in her tracks.
"Did you spend it all on Faygo?" Nova asked picking up the bottle
"No!" Jay said "That's only like a dollar."
"How much did you buy?" Nova said looking at her.
"Not much?" Jay said.
"Okay! Great! Looks like he'll just have to rely on the comfort pa-" Nova stopped in realization "Well good luck Zeth."
Everypony got into place ready to launch the catapult. Zeth looked like he wanted to be anywhere but here, Jay was on a sugar rush from drinking all the Faygo that she brought, Bluespark looked half stoned, and Nova was ready to kill everypony else. A normal day for the group of friends.
"LAUNCH!" Bluespark said pushing the launch button
"Wait," Nova said "Should I have taken the safety belt off?
Right as he said that the catapult smashed right into the ground, with Zeth still on it. A little blood began to ooze from under the catapult..
"I think my ribs, are in my throat!" Zeth said from under the catapult.
They all just looked at each other.
"I'll go get the crowbar." Nova said.
~The End