Nova's Diary: Forbidden love (Parody)

Magic. Magic is an amazing thing. It made Equestria what it is today.
It's also a very dangerous thing. It's able to change the way ponies look, sound, feel, and act. If used in-correctly it could do something like...I don't know....Change the gender of a pony....And maybe that certain pony will go and do something stupid! And...maybe that certain pony...is a blue unicorn named Nova.....I made a mistake everypony...So I was going through some old books I found in my ME (Magic Education) class. The book was labeled under "Spells of lokal". It's weird. The spells were written in English but the title was some kind of...weird language....Odd....I didn't think much on it at the time. I had to find a spell and do a report on what it is, what it does, and why it helps me as a pony.....
"And try not to catch anything on fire this time Mr. Light" My ME teacher said
"Will do.." I said hating him more and more by the second.
After coming home to an argument with Star and Scarlet over...some....stupid girl crap. I try not to get to involved to much with the girl stuff...Mainly because last time I did I nearly killed Star's boyfriend..It's official. I'm nothing if not the best brother ever....But yeah, I avoided the argument and just trotted up to my room to where I found a small letter next to my spell book. I ignored the letter do to the fact that it was probably just my family morning my loss or some crap like that. BECAUSE YOU KNOW! Rubbing it in helps...I just focused my mind on the work. I was flunking my ME class so I needed the credit for this project.. It was basic spells! Teleportation, levitation, stuff like that! Wow....That's just fucking useful...But there was one spell that stood out. It was called "veiliin braht"...Hm....It doesn't have a description. Well...not one in English. The spell pattern is readable. There's a plus. It seemed simple enough. So I decided that it would be a fun thing to do. The spell ended up taking a lot of energy out of me. I didn't notice anything different at first...I felt a little shorter but other then that nothing. WOW! A useless spell! No no no! Not just that. A useless spell that made me an inch shorter. Well...at least I thought that's all it did...Then I looked in the mirror.....My hair was longer. My snout was shorter.
"What the f-" I said cutting myself off when I heard my voice...It was higher pitched then normal....I....I was a mare...
The only thing going through my head at the time was "What the honest serious fuck!". I quickly opened another book of spells to find a translation spell. I ended up finding one and performing it.....The words stayed the same but I was able to read the page....The spell was called Gender Switch.....Out of all the fucking spells in a different language....It had to be Gender switch...The summery for the spell says there's no way to reverse it. But it will wear off in a few days.....Great...just lovely. I mean for fuck all! I have a life I need to live as a Colt! Well...So I thought....Now. Me being a teenager my brain's all over the place if you haven't noticed...And well....I have to stay in my room for the next few days....So I had to have something to entertain myself with. Now lets see. I have a TV, a computer, and my hoof. It's a party! So my first 30 minutes of being female went like that.....Stop making that face! Any colt would've done it! I'm going to change the topic now... After my new found form of entertainment I read the letter I found on my desk..It was from "Him".....Saraph...All I had to say after reading the letter is....I'm shocked. The letter said
"Dear Nova, I'm honestly sorry for what I've done. I thought my intentions were good until I realized something...You were right....I am a monster. I hunt you down then attempt to ruin your life....What kind of sick mother fucker dose that? And all this time  I thought you were the bad one. If you take your time to read this please....Come meet me by the old parking garage near the FineHoof center. Saraph Malthus". Really Saraph. You want to become friends....now....I can't just say "No" because this is what I've been working for! I had to think fast. Go and embarrass myself or loose the chance to settle my difference with Saraph.....If I wasn't so sappy I would've said "Fuck off"....But leave it to me to be the one to settle differences....I had to chance going alone....Because honestly I didn't want the mentals to see me like this....So I went alone....I left at about 7 and got there at 8.  He was there waiting like he promised...
"Nova?" Saraph asked
"...Yeah" I said trying to make my voice low pitched...I failed terribly
"Star?" He asked looking confused
"No.." I sighed "It's me.."
"But...." He said "You're a.."
"I know.." I said blushing
"What happened?" He asked trotting up to me
"I found a spell book in the ME room..I tried one of the spells and..." I said blushing more
"Oh...I made magical mistakes but...Nothing this bad" He said looking at me.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah I know" I said
"hmmmhmmm" He mumbled staring at me
"Wait," I said realizing something "Are you checking me out?!"
"Yes...wait...What?! No!" He said blushing
"Oh my god!" I blushed "Dude! You're such a perv.."
"Well you can't blame me..." He said blushing
"Wait....what?" I asked
"There's....Something different about you..." He said blushing "You're...Beautiful"
"I'm....wha-" I asked blushing
"You're....Beautiful" He said
"I'm a fucking boy!" I blushed more
"You have no proof of that" He said.
"Yes I-...." I said realizing he's right "go fuck a duck"
He started to laugh....
"but really...." He said again
"Stop hitting on me" I said looking around "And besides... I have a fillyfriend."
"And I have a friend who's a shrimp" He said
"Don't be mean to Crisp." I said "I mean really. I'm not mean to Acid and he's small"
"But is he a shrimp?" Saraph asked
"....No" I said.
We went on to talk about magic. and other things.
"We can all you Nicole!" Saraph said
"...I want to kill you" I said smiling
"fine....Nicole" He said smirking
"Psh" I smiled.
"Hey um...." He began to say.
"Yeah?" I asked
"You know how you said you had a fillyfriend?" He asked
"Yeah...." I said
"Well....Maybe you'd like a coltfriend for a day?" He blushed
"Saraph" I said grabbing his hoof "I'd love to....But only a day.."
"R-really?" He asked
"Sure.." I smiled.
He threw his arms around me and hugged me. I hugged back and smiled. After the hug he looked at me....We made actual eye contact for once and didn't directly fight eachother after words...Then he kissed me...I kissed back putting my arms behind his neck. Somewhere in this fiasco I was ended up pinned to a wall with us still making out. One of us made the wrong move and ended up tripping eachother. When we fell I landed on him....He was pretty soft....Then I realized how it looked....
We both just stared at eachother blushing.
He quickly smirked.
"Wha-whats with the look?" I asked blushing
"I think you know what the look's about" He smirked more
"Oh!" I felt myself blushing hotly
"Well?" He asked politely
I felt myself smile...."Sure.." I heard myself say...Wait a minute! NO NO NO! No! Why'd I say yes I thought No!
I felt myself grab and kiss Saraph. No no no no! Stop it! I couldn't manage to get control of my actions
"Take me.." I heard myself say in a seductive voice.
I'll just keep attention to detail at a low for what happened next....Okay...Long story short....Saraph fucked me! There! Happy? I fucking said it! Anywho! After we um....did it...Something else happened
"Oh my god...." I said lying down.
"I know" He said setting his hoof on mine....Then I felt a small prick on my hoof
"what the-" i asked "What did you do?!"
"Ha!" He yelled "I can't believe you really fell for any of that! I don't love you. I feel sick just knowing you."
"Wha-" I asked...feeling tears in my eyes "Why?"
"Because Nova! I planted the spell in the book! This was my whole plan!" He said with a grin
"And the prick on the hoof?" I asked starting to cry..
"Poison..." He said with a bigger grin "Nice knowing you Nova..." He began to trot away
"But..." I said holding my hoof out..."I....I love you..".....For the rest of that night I sat and cried....The poison never got to me....I don't know if he just missed or didn't do it right or what but...I'm starting to wish he had killed me....but instead he left me here....alone....heart broken...I got home at around 12 AM. I trotted right up to my room, sat at my desk, and cried....But....laying on the desk was a note.....a note  from Saraph...."Dear Nicole/Nova. Don't believe that..I needed to put on a show for the spectators. The prick was just a pencil....I didn't actually poison you...I'm sorry I ended things like that. Just....forget all of the hate crap! I love you Nova. Saraph Malthus"..I love him......But i guess it truly can't be...I guess what they say is true...It's just another case of Forbidden Love....